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Melisa Watch
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How can I gamble in a casino and always win?
I can’t give you a way to always win, but I can give you a way to always either win or break even. Ready?

Step 1: Enter casino.

Step 2: Crawl around on the ground for loose chips. If you get dirty looks from employees or players, leave the area and search somewhere else.

Step 3: Cash in low value chips (if allowed), hand in high value chips to management.

Step 4: Take a shower. Casino floors are filthy.

There, you are guaranteed to enter the casino and leave with either all your money or a bit extra. That’s a positive expected value.

Disclaimer: I take no responsibility if you get kicked out of a casino or contract some illness from the casino floor. This is not intended as a serious way to make money. Stay away from casinos.